k, nothing to post about but ahno send me a pink story.
Read it alllll and you will know the whole story (:
this is the pink story. (;
pls read the full text so that the story wouldn't be spoilt. xD
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a lady who loves pink wears pink dresses, pink foundations, pink eye-shadows and pink lipstick.she has a pink mansion with pink walls and pink everything.one day when she just returned to her pink home from work, she opened her pink front door and took off her pink leather shoes.she hung up her pink coat and put down her pink leather case.she went into the pink hall and to the front of her pink toilet door, opened her pink toilet door, stepped into her pink toilet.she turned on her pink lamp and changed out of her pink suit and skirt into her pink pyjamas.she used her pink make-up remover and removed her pink cosmetics.when she was done she turned off her pink lamp, opened her pink door and walked out of her pink toilet.she put on her pink bedroom slippers and walked into the pink hall, strode up two storeys of pink stairways to the front of her pink bedroom door.she opened her pink bedroom door, walked into the pink bedroom, closed her pink bedroom door, walked to the side of her pink bed, took off her pink bedroom slippers and lied down on her pink bed, closed her eyes and was about to drift off to her pink dreamland when she suddenly heard:"knock knock."she opened her eyes, got up from her pink bed and put on her pink bedroom slippers, opened her pink bedroom door and walked out of her pink bedroom, closed her pink bedroom door and walked down two storeys of pink stairways, walked across the pink hall and walked up to the pink front door.she opened her pink front door and a man stood outside."may i help you, sir?" she asked."i'm lost in the neighbourhood, and it's getting quite late. may i know whether i could stay for a night?""sure." she replied.she brought the man into the pink mansion, closed the pink front door, waited for the man to remove his shoes, brought him across the pink hall, up a storey of pink stairs, to the front of the pink guestroom1 door.she opened the pink guestroom1 door and told the man:"you sleep here for tonight. i will wake you up at 8am tomorrow morning for breakfast.""thank you very much." the man told her and stepped inside the pink guestroom1.she closed the pink guestroom1 door and went up a storey of pink stairs, up to the front of the pink bedroom door, opened the pink bedroom door, stepped into the pink bedroom, closed the pink bedroom door, walked to the side of her pink bed, took off her pink bedroom slippers and lied down on her pink bed, closed her eyes and got ready to sleep, when she heard:"knock knock."she opened her eyes, got up from her pink bed, put on her pink bedroom slippers, opened her pink bedroom door, walked out of her pink bedroom and closed her pink bedroom door,walked down two storeys of pink stairways into the pink hall, opened the pink front door and a man stood outside."may i help you, sir?""i got chased out by my wife, and it's getting quite late. i was wondering if i could stay here overnight?""sure." she replied.she brought the man into the pink mansion, closed the pink front door, waited for the man to remove his shoes, brought him across the pink hall, up a storey of pink stairs, past the pink guestroom 1, to the front of the pink guestroom2 door.she opened the pink guestroom2 door and told the man:"you sleep here for tonight. i will wake you up at 8am tomorrow morning for breakfast.""thank you very much." the man told her and stepped inside the pink guestroom2.she closed the pink guestroom1 door and went up a storey of pink stairs, up to the front of the pink bedroom door, opened the pink bedroom door, stepped into the pink bedroom, closed the pink bedroom door, walked to the side of her pink bed, took off her pink bedroom slippers and lied down on her pink bed, closed her eyes and got ready to sleep, when she heard:"knock knock."she opened her eyes, got up from her pink bed, put on her pink bedroom slippers, opened her pink bedroom door, walked out of her pink bedroom and closed her pink bedroom door,walked down two storeys of pink stairways into the pink hall, opened the pink front door and a man stood outside."may i help you, sir?""the government confiscated my house. i can only get money tomorrow to redeem it, and i see it's getting very late now. could you possibly let me stay here for one night?""sure." she replied.she brought the man into the pink mansion, closed the pink front door, waited for the man to remove his shoes, brought him across the pink hall, up a storey of pink stairs, past the pink guestroom 1, past the pink guestroom2, to the front of the pink guestroom3 door.she opened the pink guestroom3 door and told the man:"you sleep here for tonight. i will wake you up at 8am tomorrow morning for breakfast.""thank you very much." the man told her and stepped inside the pink guestroom3.she closed the pink guestroom1 door and went up a storey of pink stairs, up to the front of the pink bedroom door, opened the pink bedroom door, stepped into the pink bedroom, closed the pink bedroom door, walked to the side of her pink bed, took off her pink bedroom slippers and lied down on her pink bed, closed her eyes and went off to sleep.the pink alarm clock rang at 8am in the morning.she opened her eyes, got up from her pink bed, put on her pink slippers, opened her pink bedroom door, stepped out of her pink bedroom, closed her pink bedroom door and walked down one storey of pink stairs, to the front of the pink guestroom1 door.she knocked on the pink guestroom1 door and said:"head down to the kitchen for breakfast, it will be ready in 5 minutes.""thanks!" the man replied.she headed down the pink corridor to the front of the pink guestroom2 door.she knocked on on the pink guestroom2 door and said:"head down to the kitchen for breakfast, it will be ready in 5 minutes.""thank you!" the man replied.she headed down the pink corridor to the front of the pink guestroom3 door.she knocked on on the pink guestroom3 door and said:"head down to the kitchen for breakfast, it will be ready in 5 minutes.""thanks very much!" the man replied.she walked down the pink corridor towards the pink stairs,past the pink guestroom2 and past the pink guestroom1, strode down one storey of pink stairs into the pink hall, walked across the pink hall to the front of the pink toilet door, opened the pink toilet door, took off her pink bedroom slippers, stepped into the pink toilet, closed the pink toilet door, brushed her teeth with her pink toothbrush and washed her face, dried her face and hands with her pink towel, opened the pink toilet door, put on her pink bedroom slippers, closed the pink toilet door, and walked into the pink kitchen.she set 3 pink table mats, 3 pink spoons, 3 pink bowls and took out a carton of milk from her pink fridge, a box of KoKo Krunch and a box of Honey Stars from her pink cabinet.the 3 men walked into the kitchen and sat down on the pink chairs in front of the pink table.she asked the first man:"would you like KoKo Krunch, or Honey Stars?""KoKo Krunch please." he replied.she poured some milk and some KoKo Krunch into the pink bowl in front of him."thanks." said the first man.she turned to the second man and asked:"would you like KoKo Krunch, or Honey Stars?""Honey Stars please." he answered.she poured some milk and some Honey Stars into the pink bowl in front of him."thank you." said the second man.she looked at the third man and asked:"would you like KoKo Krunch, or Honey Stars?""KoKo Krunch please." he replied.she poured some milk and some KoKo Krunch into the pink bowl in front of him."thanks loads." said the third man.
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MORALE OF STORY:
More people prefer KoKo Krunch than Honey Stars..
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